Stupid Non-Allergies

You know, I never wanted to think I had allergies; I’ve already developed a lovely lactose intolerance (discovered in Switzerland!) or milk digestive disease disorder or whatever it really is, which doesn’t even matter since all I know is I can’t eat extra sharp cheddar cheese or smoked Gouda or a hot fudge sundae without poofing out.

So I figured that was enough and I was done as far as allergies were concerned.

Did somebody say cheese?

Big Maoi Tissue Dudes

Unfortunately, allergies seemed more than concerned about me, what with dust motes and forced air and who knows what else attacking my suddenly-sensitive sinuses over the past year, not to mention irritating the guinea pig’s finer sensibilities.

I actively dislike blowing my nose. I’ve gone through bagloads of tissues.

Now it turns out it may not be allergies at all.

Check this out from Nursing Link:

Diagnosis: Allergies
What you might really have: Vasomotor rhinitis

“Doctors usually blame congestion, watery eyes, and serious bouts of sneezing on allergies, but unless you recently moved or changed jobs, it’s rare to develop allergies in your 20s and 30s. Instead, your symptoms may be the result of vasomotor rhinitis, a condition triggered by nonallergen irritants, such as perfume, smog, and cigarette smoke, that inflame your nasal mucous membranes […] The allergy medicines you’re prescribed won’t provide relief.”

The name sounds like a rhino on wheels and about as useful, but I read this as anything that inflames the ol’ mucous membranes could be suspect.

That last line, though, is killer. The allergy meds* already don’t work if I really have allergies; and they obviously won’t work if I don’t. Doomed!

Eventually I’ll gird my loins and get the allergy tests which will tell me everything I eat is deadly wrong. *sigh*

In the meantime? Pass the tissues, please.

Dumbo rat photo from here.

I couldn’t find a rhino on wheels so here’s this rocking rhino on sort-of wheels instead. Isn’t he cute?

*Mind you, in my refusal to believe these are real allergies, I’ve merely stuck with Claritin and DayQuil. Anything that might actually work consistently would also render me incapable of functioning in daylight hours.

2 thoughts on “Stupid Non-Allergies

  1. Our son has had a terrible time with foods and eczema since he was a baby including allergic responses and intolerances. It was awful trying to figure out what foods he was reacting to. I wanted to tell you though that after we heard about how probiotics were being shown to help with all of this – we started giving him Vidazorb chewables and they have made such a huge difference for him. He can now eat lots of foods and his skin has gotten so much better! Maybe this would be of help to you too? Best of luck 🙂


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