Once there was a guinea pig named George, who lived in a house with a person named George and all of the Person George’s family.
The Person George was a doctor who made house calls.
Whenever the phone would ring, and someone in the house would answer it, they would say, “George, a patient’s calling!”
And Guinea Pig George would think they meant him.
Oh yes, I am already back with my second book for 2017! Available in Kindle and paperbook formats.
I’m running yet another FREE Kindle promo for a limited time. Get George now:
(I also just now found out that pasting an Amazon link directly into WordPress generates the above awesome image with links. Whoops!)
I first wrote George in 1999. So says the latest draft I found when I dug the story back up a year or so ago. I polished it, got it edited by the absolutely marvelous Qdmerit@Fiverr.com, and had the equally marvelous Kelly illustrate him just as she did for Sidney Snail in “What’s at the End of Your Nose?”
I’ve been a huge fan of guinea pigs for a long time. You can meet my current guinea pig, Teddy, over on his own fan page (among other guinea pigs I find and post).
But now: Meet George!